Jennifer-ology

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. French, Ceaser, or bacon dressing from Weavers.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Arby's, because they have the Jamocha shake.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Silk City, the silk city chicken is soooo good.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Anywhere from 10 to 20% depending on how good the service was.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Weaver's macaroni and cheese.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. The garden of Eden pizza from the union, with all the veggies, ranch dressing instead of sauce, and extra cheese, without the oregano.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Strawberry jelly or applebutter.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbits original.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 32

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Way to many. Like at least 100.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A picture of my beloved Sparky.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Righty

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My eyes, when they aren't red from my allergies.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Not yet, but I'll probably have to have a birthmark removed soon.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. touch... I'm hyper sensitive to touch.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. like, 6 years ago.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. A tub of potatos at work.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No!

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes, but it is rare.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. My middle name, Noelle.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Green in a shade that matches my eyes.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Well, when i was little I liked to eat the plants in my mother's garden.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not that I know of.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not that I know of.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Does kissing my baby sis on the cheek count? If not, I don't think so.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. No!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Heck yeah! I'd give up my whole computer for that.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Never.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Absolutely!

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No! Life is sacred.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Certainly, I hardly watch it as it is.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: a tissue.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: The movies was horrible! Not at all funny or entertaining. I don't get what the big fuss was about. Watching it was pure torture.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I stand. This is a very odd question.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I can, I'm just not happy with it.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3 pairs, but my favorites just broke. =(

Q: Where were you born?
A. Ephrata.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: n/a, I've had no run-ins with the cops.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Right now, school psychologist.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: I really don't remember, and I'm not in the mood to sign in to find out. Just not in the mood for mySpace nonsence today.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Kaelee

Q: Last person you called?
A: Lea

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Julie

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 12, 15, 9... basically multiples of three.

Q: Color?
A: Green and purple.

Q: Season?
A: The fall, I love all the pretty colors.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Aren't I always?

Q: Mood?
A: Very happy.

Q: Listening to?
A: Everything by Michael Buble.

Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Nothing, and it is so refreshing.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To the bathroom to get a shower.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: See Kaelee this weekend!

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Shrek three. It was so cute.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: The ladies at work make fun of me because I'm always smiling.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I am, as soon as I feel comfortable around you.

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Tis my day off, I think I shall do some beading, watch a good movie, and relax.