Surveys Stolen from the Lovely Miss Jessica

GUILTY or INNOCENT?

Singing in the shower?: GUILTY
Left the stove on?: INNOCENT I'm much too paranoid to do that.
Ate Stale food?: GUILTY
Spit in someone’s drink?: INNOCENT shocking with all my years working in food service
Stole something from a friend?: INNOCENT
Played with Barbies?: GUILTY
Kissed your posters of your favorite stars?: INNOCENT
Listened to stupid music and said you like it?: GUILTY
Made someone cry?: GUILTY
Opened your Christmas presents early? GUILTY
Found money, and didn’t turn it in?: GUILTY
Gave money to a homeless person?: INNOCENT
Thought “Star Wars” was cool?: INNOCENT I haven't seen them yet
Had a super-hero costume?: INNOCENT
Lied to protect a friend?: GUILTY
Broken a bone?: INNOCENT
Seen “The Goonies” more than 10 times?: GUILTY
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: GUILTY
Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow?: INNOCENT
Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours?: INNOCENT

HAVE YOU EVER...
Ran through the sprinklers?: Yes
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: No
Went outside naked?: No
Flashed somebody?: No
Mooned somebody?: No
Been on stage?: Yes
been on stage naked or close to it?: No
Been in a parade?: Yes
Been in a school play?: Yes
Drank beer?: Yes
Went to work/school with a hangover?: No
Gotten detention?: Yes
Gotten expelled?: No
Been on a plane?: Yes
Been on a cruise?: No
Traveled out of the country?: Yes
Liked somebody you could never have?: Yes
Liked a friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
Cheated on a test?: Yes
Broken into a house?: Yes... But it was my own house.
Stolen from your own family?: No
Flipped somebody off?: Yes
Ate spoiled food by accident?: Yes
Ate spoiled food on purpose?: No
Ate food you dropped on the floor?: Yes
Laughed at a funeral?: Yes
Watched somebody’s death?: No
Killed somebody?: No
Gotten a tattoo?: No
Gotten piercings?: Yes
Fired a gun?: No
Gotten into a fist fight?: No
Gotten into a shouting match?: Yes
Swallowed sea/pool water?: Yes
Swallowed sea/pool water on purpose?: No
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Yes
Laughed so hard it hurt?: Yes it's actually quite common for me
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
Seen a live birth?: No
Delivered a baby/animal?: No
Had an imaginary friend?: No
Fell down a whole flight of stairs?: Yes (thank you Messiah College Maintence Crew!)
Tripped on stairs?: Yes
Tripped on your own feet?: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep?: Yes
Cried in public?: No
Thrown up in public?: Yes
Lied to your parents?: Yes
Skipped school?: Yes
Hit an animal with your vehicle?: Yes (I swear my car is a possum magnet)
Cheated on someone?: No
Been cheated on: Yes
Been one who helped another cheat?: No
Cried so hard you threw up?: Yes
Given a wet willy to someone?: No
Gotten a wet willy?: No
Had sex? Yes
With a virgin?: No
Wore a thong?: Yes

Nevers...
( ) I’ve Never Been Drunk
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
(x) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” At A Movie Theater
(x) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I’ve Never Been In Love
( ) I’ve Never Dumped Someone
( ) I’ve Never Been Dumped
(x) I’ve Never Shoplifted
(x) I’ve Never Been Fired
(x) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
( ) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
( ) I’ve Never Been Tied Up
(x) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(x) I’ve Never Been Arrested
(x) I’ve Never Had A One Night Stand
(x) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
( ) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
( ) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe
( ) I’ve Never Skipped School
(x) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(x) I’ve Never Been Married
(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced
(x) I’ve Never Posed Nude
(x) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
(x) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding