No Clue Why I'm Doing This

Here are the rules: Google the following phrases and write in the first answer that comes up!

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
“Jennifer needs a smack daddy" WTF? I'm not entirely sure what a smack daddy is, but I definately don't need one.

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in the Google search.
“Jennifer looks like a woman and her breasts are real." I'm actually laughing out loud over that one. Thankfully it's true.

3. Type in "[your name] hates" in the Google search.
"Jennifer Hates the Homeless" Someone is giving Jennifer's a bad name.

4. Type in "[your name] goes" in the Google search.
“Jennifer goes in this hottube in her orange dress...” Umm... ok

5. Type in "[your name] loves" in the Google search.
“Jennifer loves restraining orders” alright

6. Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search.
“Jennifer eats 3/5 of the 25 buscuits. How many does she eat?” The answer is 15.

7. Type in "[your name] works" in the Google search.
"Jennifer works with kids and animals" This is true, about the kids anyhow, though some days they resemble animals more than children.

8. Type in "[your name] lives" in the Google search.
“Jennifer lives as part of a four-person Polyamory, or group marriage" Poor Jennifer

9. Type in "[your name] died" in the Google search.
“Jennifer died of a condition known as "water intoxication", which is caused when vast amounts of liquids are taken into the body and results in a fatal electrolyte imbalance in the brain." Fun stuff there.

10. Type in "[your name] will" in the Google search.
"Jennifer will play a lesbian who is the editor of Courtney's rival publication. Since it was announced that the two would share a kiss, it's all anyone can ..." Alrighty then.